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About 8-Bit Chris

...born from within the fires of Mordor, this bad ass mofo was destined to rule all of middle earth. But with the attention span of a retarded fish he just couldn't be arsed. Now, he resides in an urban dystopia spending every waking hour trying to figure out just what the hell is going on in LOST.

The Cutting Room Floor

DRIVE (2011) What can i say about this film but WOW. Not since Moon have i seen a film that left me wanting more and immedietly want to watch it again. A mysterious man who has multiple jobs as a … Continue reading

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Cheap-ass Gaming

Rage is the latest offering from id software (the guys that brought us Doom & Quake) & is the game that I’ve been waiting to play for over a year. Firstly I’m gonna point out that there’s a MASSIVE 8gb … Continue reading

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Thor Ohhhh dear. I mean I’m biting my lip right now. There are 2 comic book heros that I have NEVER wanted to see on the big screen. They are , the green lanturn & Thor & by god this … Continue reading

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Dead Island Dead Island is the newest Zombie game out on the market, but is it a game worth getting? The first thing that should be noted is that this game is geared up for multi-player, online or lan, but … Continue reading

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The Cutting Room Floor

X-men: First Class All I can say about this film is that it is first class (no pun intended). It does what the Last two crappy x-men films didn’t and produces a film where we see the birth of the … Continue reading

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The Cutting Room Floor

PotC: On Stranger Tides Once upon a time Disney made a Clasic film from a ride attraction. Obviously the sequals followed , but each one progressivly getting worse. The latest trys to change it, but does it? This is what … Continue reading

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Cheap-ass Gaming

Deus Ex-Human Revolution : The Deus Ex franchise is back with a new title, but is it a walk down nostalgic lane or should this horse be flogged? Well first off the ‘Blade Runner’ esque vision of the future is … Continue reading

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By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes

After a year-off trecking around Tibet soulsearching I’ve finally returned. Gone are the video reviews, because they take far too long to animate & in are two brand new articles. So get excited cos they’ll be rolling out soon .

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8-Bit Chris Pics of the Internet – Charlie Sheen plays blackops

Charlie Sheen has now been granted ‘god-like’ status. Long live the Sheen , and all of his weird break-down madness which ensues !

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8-Bit Chris Pics of the Internet – Duke Nukem FOREVER ! ! !

DUDE ! I know there’s been no ‘pics’ recently , but this’ll wet your boat . A 90s kids wet dream is about to fruition !

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